The Nudest in The Royal Svenish Defense Forces
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, The Royal Svenish Defense Forces is ranked 20,803rd in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jingoistic States of Svenish JA-37 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peak Swedish military” | |
| 2. |  The Sultanate of Strv 103B | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Ha ha funni cheesetank” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Patria AMV | Democratic Socialists | “Hi” | |
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of Strv 122 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Leopard 2 but swedish” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of Almighty BT-42 | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Mika best girl” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic States of Svenish J-35 | Moralistic Democracy | “I'M NOT A DORITO” | |
| 7. |  The Dictatorship of Carl Gustaf Anti tank Gun | Moralistic Democracy | “Boom boom boom boom!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Svenish JAS-39 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “IT'S GRIPEN TIME” |
