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The Most Primitive in the realm of insanity

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
2.	The Corporate Theocracy of Dendrrah	Corporate Police State	“Iä! Iä! Dendrrah fhtagn!”
3.	The Insanity of The Green Goblin	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”
4.	The Zombiefied Animal Farm of Besot Bucolic of Brawn	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Seize Thy Neighbor”