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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in the realm of insanity

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
2.	The Corporate Theocracy of Dendrrah	Corporate Police State	“Iä! Iä! Dendrrah fhtagn!”
3.	The Zombiefied Animal Farm of Besot Bucolic of Brawn	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Seize Thy Neighbor”
4.	The Insanity of The Green Goblin	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”