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The Fattest Citizens in The Popptart Empire

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Desert of Freeman I	New York Times Democracy	“Raise above yourself!”
2.	The Most Serene Republic of Carmine Prime	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
3.	The Queendom of Uterusville	Iron Fist Consumerists	“human rights are not allowed here ♥️”
4.	The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 387	Moralistic Democracy	“Join Lily”
5.	The Equal Land of Glooply	Democratic Socialists	“Be nice to nice.”