The Highest Drug Use in the Pacific
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids | Democratic Socialists | “Jar Jar, you're a genius!” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of East Nikko | Anarchy | “Whatever you want” | |
| 3. |  The Confusingly Arousing Pack of Furry Things | Left-wing Utopia | “Don't Pet the Sweaty Things” | |
| 4. |  The Greedland of Anaxonia | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Si ça bouge pas,bouffe-le!” | |
| 5. |  The Matriarchy of Folklorien | Anarchy | “I made you my world. I can reclaim the land” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Fulabia | Anarchy | “It's our party we can do what we want” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated States of The Multidimensional Intergalactic Mall | Anarchy | “We Have Everything For A Price. What's Yours?” | |
| 8. |  The Endless Flight of Nullity | Capitalist Paradise | “Dream till the night dies” | |
| 9. |  The Community of Ancap and Hoppe TM | Capitalizt | “Liberty” | |
| 10. |  The Vaguely Ruled of Free States of Excessive Freedoms | Anarchy | “There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch!” |
