The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 13,101st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3,591. |  The Realm of Federal republic Sarmeria | Left-Leaning College State | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3,592. |  The Republic of Novembreland | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “History teaches, but has no pupils.” | |
| 3,593. |  The Republic of Kispaming | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Pride and Prejudice” | |
| 3,594. |  The Most Serene Republic of Urizenjav | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Freedom through Education and Knowledge” | |
| 3,595. |  The Grand Duchy of The Grand Duchy of Yurstonstan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Let the People Live in Peace” | |
| 3,596. |  The Imperial Reich of Kilkvo | Moralistic Democracy | “Gott Mit Uns, Wir Werden Imperia” | |
| 3,597. |  The Second Federal Republic of Kaliuvat | New York Times Democracy | “Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat” | |
| 3,598. |  The Most Handsome Array of Dingbats | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Swerve” | |
| 3,599. |  The United Kingdom of UlsterUK | New York Times Democracy | “For King and Country” | |
| 3,600. |  The Pass the Holy Grand Duchy of Fredanica | Democratic Socialists | “Smiles upon Dumb Animals and Fredanica” |
