The Most Compassionate Citizens in The North Pacific
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Wilkshire | Democratic Socialists | “Everyone for everyone else” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Corcaw | Democratic Socialists | “All For One and One For All” | |
| 3. |  The Meowvellous Wonderful World of Valentine Z | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Have a splashing fun time! ♥” | |
| 4. |  The United Socialist States of Span | Left-wing Utopia | “We Own Y'all!” | |
| 5. |  The Communist Country of Fauzjhiax | Left-wing Utopia | “Moon, Sun and communism” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of Future Back Problems | Democratic Socialists | “know joke” | |
| 7. |  The Modern Consulship of Respublica Veneta | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ver vitam feret.” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of The Windmilluminati | Left-wing Utopia | “Do you want an apple?” | |
| 9. | The Hippy State of Zerophix | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Stick It To The Man, Maaan!” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of New Lakemba | Left-wing Utopia | “Accepting all new immigrants!” |
