by Max Barry

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The Most Primitive in The Muppet Show

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, The Muppet Show is ranked 1,996th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Electric Mayhem of Muppet Dr TeethMoralistic Democracy“Never had a cavity”
2.The Bizarre Performance Art of Muppet GonzoDemocratic Socialists“Chickens are People, Too!”
3.The Authoritative Voice of Muppet AnnouncerIron Fist Consumerists“And next on the Muppet Show”
4.The Patched Eye of Muppet GafferMoralistic Democracy“Meow”
5.The Astounding Stitchery of Muppet HildaCorrupt Dictatorship“I am only 35 years old”
6.The Long-Suffering Host of Muppet Kermit the FrogFather Knows Best State“Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here!”
7.The Incredible Fierceness of Muppet ButchCorrupt Dictatorship“Roar”
8.The Pyrotechnic Expertise of Muppet Crazy HarryIron Fist Consumerists“Did somebody say bang?”
9.The Musical Talents of Muppet RowlfIron Fist Consumerists“Stay away from women”
10.The Incessant Yapping of Muppet Foo-FooFather Knows Best State“yip”
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