The Most Primitive in The Muppet Show
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The Muppet Show is ranked 1,996th in the world for Most Primitive.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
1. | The Electric Mayhem of Muppet Dr Teeth | Moralistic Democracy | “Never had a cavity” | |
2. | The Bizarre Performance Art of Muppet Gonzo | Democratic Socialists | “Chickens are People, Too!” | |
3. | The Authoritative Voice of Muppet Announcer | Iron Fist Consumerists | “And next on the Muppet Show” | |
4. | The Patched Eye of Muppet Gaffer | Moralistic Democracy | “Meow” | |
5. | The Astounding Stitchery of Muppet Hilda | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I am only 35 years old” | |
6. | The Long-Suffering Host of Muppet Kermit the Frog | Father Knows Best State | “Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here!” | |
7. | The Incredible Fierceness of Muppet Butch | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Roar” | |
8. | The Pyrotechnic Expertise of Muppet Crazy Harry | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Did somebody say bang?” | |
9. | The Musical Talents of Muppet Rowlf | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Stay away from women” | |
10. | The Incessant Yapping of Muppet Foo-Foo | Father Knows Best State | “yip” |