The Fattest Citizens in The Moon
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of CINOCI 47 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Haunted by the memories of things we'll never see” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of -Cocogoat- | Father Knows Best State | “Milk....” | |
| 4. |  The Sea of Tranquility | Left-Leaning College State | “Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Banana Pudding Slime | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 6. |  The Powers of Modhammer | Moralistic Democracy | “Mødhammer, der stillhet og drømmer gror.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Hachi-ju-ni | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Thal 22 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Shadow Archangels 3 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Blessed be Pope Shadow” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Catenaccio | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The best defense is a good italian” |
