The Fattest Citizens in The Moon
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Moon is ranked 1,939th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
| 2. |  The Fishermen of Carriacou | Capitalizt | “The Fishermen of Carriacou” | |
| 3. |  The Sea of Tranquility | Left-Leaning College State | “Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Hachi-ju-ni | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of EIonMusk | Father Knows Best State | “X” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Catenaccio | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The best defense is a good italian” | |
| 7. |  The Mini Moon Princess of KaguyaHime | Psychotic Dictatorship | “42” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Merctor | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 9. |  The Queendom of Fukui Haruka | Mother Knows Best State | “Oxygen Pleeeeaaaase” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Galactic Arbitaner | Iron Fist Consumerists | “En Garde!” |
