by Max Barry

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The Most Avoided in The Lexicon

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, The Lexicon is ranked 4,380th in the world for Most Avoided.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of The First MasterCorporate Police State“I am The Master and you WILL obey me!”
2.The Spicy Land of Zinger BurgerCorporate Police State“Delicious!”
3.The Wilkshire Colony of Sgt Ernie BilkoCapitalist Paradise“Platoon... At the double!”
4.The Federation of Failed PoliticiansCapitalist Paradise“I didn't get elected but I made a ton of cash”
5.The Kingdom of Major CadmanCorporate Police State“Gad!”
6.The Dictatorship of Complete DominanceCorporate Police State“Do as you are told, or die!”
7.The Dominion of Broken PlatesCorporate Police State“Smash”
8.The Empire of Sgt Major WilliamsMoralistic Democracy“You are a load of poofs!”
9.The Empire of The Evil SutekhIron Fist Consumerists“Your evil is my good!”
10.The Protectorate of Andean MountainsRight-wing Utopia“Long live the Mountains”
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