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The Fattest Citizens in The Lexicon

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Lexicon is ranked 1,126th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Jingoistic States of Alf GarnettIron Fist Consumerists“You silly moo!”
2.The Kingdom of Major CadmanCorporate Police State“Gad!”
3.The Propane Salesmen of Hank Hills AmericaRight-wing Utopia“I sell propane and propane accessories”
4.The Spicy Land of Zinger BurgerCorporate Police State“Delicious!”
5.The Empire of Sgt Major WilliamsMoralistic Democracy“You are a load of poofs!”
6.The Empire of The First MasterCorporate Police State“I am The Master and you WILL obey me!”
7.The Wilkshire Colony of Sgt Ernie BilkoCapitalist Paradise“Platoon... At the double!”
8.The Protectorate of Andean MountainsRight-wing Utopia“Long live the Mountains”
9.The Dominion of Broken PlatesCorporate Police State“Smash”
10.The Republic of The Lexicon FounderInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Founder of the greatest region in NationStates!”
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