The Fattest Citizens in The Lexicon
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Lexicon is ranked 1,126th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Jingoistic States of Alf Garnett | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You silly moo!” | |
2. | The Kingdom of Major Cadman | Corporate Police State | “Gad!” | |
3. | The Propane Salesmen of Hank Hills America | Right-wing Utopia | “I sell propane and propane accessories” | |
4. | The Spicy Land of Zinger Burger | Corporate Police State | “Delicious!” | |
5. | The Empire of Sgt Major Williams | Moralistic Democracy | “You are a load of poofs!” | |
6. | The Empire of The First Master | Corporate Police State | “I am The Master and you WILL obey me!” | |
7. | The Wilkshire Colony of Sgt Ernie Bilko | Capitalist Paradise | “Platoon... At the double!” | |
8. | The Protectorate of Andean Mountains | Right-wing Utopia | “Long live the Mountains” | |
9. | The Dominion of Broken Plates | Corporate Police State | “Smash” | |
10. | The Republic of The Lexicon Founder | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Founder of the greatest region in NationStates!” |