The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in The Lexicon
World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jingoistic States of Alf Garnett | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You silly moo!” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of The Evil Sutekh | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Your evil is my good!” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Sgt Major Williams | Moralistic Democracy | “You are a load of poofs!” | |
| 4. |  The Propane Salesmen of Hank Hills America | Right-wing Utopia | “I sell propane and propane accessories” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Jingdood | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Major Cadman | Corporate Police State | “Gad!” | |
| 7. |  The Dictatorship of Complete Dominance | Corporate Police State | “Do as you are told, or die!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of The Lexicon Founder | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Founder of the greatest region in NationStates!” | |
| 9. |  The Spicy Land of Zinger Burger | Corporate Police State | “Delicious!” | |
| 10. |  The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS | Father Knows Best State | “We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!” |
