The Fattest Citizens in The League of Aggressive Gentlemen
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jingoistic States of Goldfinger | Compulsory Consumerist State | “No, Mr. Bond....I expect you to die.” |
