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The Nudest in The Flying Fishes Bait Shop

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, The Flying Fishes Bait Shop is ranked 1,324th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Greatness of Pelican EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“The weak shall perish. All hail Pelicania!”
2.The Angling Paradise of Grizzled Old FishermanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“It’s Fish O’Clock Somewhere!”
3.The Swampy AMMO Storage Area of IYAAYASCivil Rights Lovefest“Keep Your Powder Dry!”
4.The Blazing Hot Frontier of MORNINGCALMNew York Times Democracy“Dadgum it’s hot!”
5.The Rogue Nation of The Alligator KingLibertarian Police State“Bigger than the biggest animal on the planet!”
6.The Legendary Squadron of Zeppelin DriversInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fly High”
7.The Glamping RV of Camp HostCivil Rights Lovefest“Camping is In-Tents!!”
8.The Cajun empire of Mermaids of the BayouCompulsory Consumerist State“Slay the WICKED unbelievers!”
9.The Feu Follet of PURPLE BIGFOOTInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hhaarrgghh-Umph!”