The Most Secular in The East Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 6,187th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 2. |  The Noocracy of Roliganistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “治小国，若烹大鲜” | |
| 3. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia | “For my clan” | |
| 4. |  The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk | Democratic Socialists | “Ecõltsk ont Frôtotsk” | |
| 5. |  The Socialist Republic of The Almighty Country | Democratic Socialists | “God is Dead” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Republic of Cameronia Excellentia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Be excellent to one another.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Neoquestria | Democratic Socialists | “Revolution, evolution, perfection” | |
| 8. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Haha458 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Duty, Power, Victory” | |
| 10. |  The Dictatorship of Walter Heisenberg | Corporate Police State | “Tread lightly” |
