The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Paradox of Dutch Mountainwolves | Democratic Socialists | “Homo homine lupus est!” | |
| 2. |  The Underground Society of A Gobbo | Father Knows Best State | “No Hobbo but a Gobbo!” | |
| 3. |  The Community of The Princesses | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
