by Max Barry

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The Highest Drug Use in The Cemetery

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, The Cemetery is ranked 13,033rd in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Colony of Old Tonopah CemeteryNew York Times Democracy“Old Tonopah Cemetery”
2.The Grave Diggers of AmoldInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Amold the Great forever!”
3.The Dominion of The BookkeeperCompulsory Consumerist State“I keep the records.”
4.The Quiet Crypts of The Nation KeeperTyranny by Majority“I will love you and keep you forever.”
5.The Federal Republic of Nexus Military Alliance Head QuartersNew York Times Democracy“Integrity | Commitment | Truthfulness”
6.The Federal Republic of Joint Special Operations CommandNew York Times Democracy“Empowerment, Professionalism, Innovation, Commitment”