The Most Secular in The Brotherhood of Malice
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, The Brotherhood of Malice is ranked 3,899th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Black Circus of Boris Cult | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Loss of language is the loss of world” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of The Better Arstotzka | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Glory to Arstotzka” | |
| 3. |  The Dictatorship of Dottchetza | Father Knows Best State | “I can't believe you've done this.” | |
| 4. |  The NationStates of Thorn1000 | Corporate Police State | “NationStates” | |
| 5. |  The Oligarchy of The Central Pacific Free State | Compulsory Consumerist State | “A Free Market. A Free People” | |
| 6. |  The Depressing Fairytales of Alpacapatrol | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Is your philosophy worth dying for?” | |
| 7. |  The Queendom of Lyovia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “In the end Death claims us all.” | |
| 8. |  The Malicious Mechanic of Volstrostia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You can't mono-syllabifiy my Blahaj!” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Ashant | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fear Nothing” | |
| 10. |  The Egomaniacal State of Mistersap and Krajola | Authoritarian Democracy | “Ad astra per aspera” |
