by Max Barry

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The Most Ignorant Citizens in The Black Swan Kingdom

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, The Black Swan Kingdom is ranked 1,262nd in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Oppressed Peoples of Scumbag SwansPsychotic Dictatorship“We are dust to Mr. Peckles’s greatness!”
2.The Oppressed Peoples of Pathetic PigeonsPsychotic Dictatorship“You Can't Stop Pigeons from crapping!”
3.The Pathetic chickens of The Empire Of Mr PifflesCorrupt Dictatorship“We must deystroy Mr. Peckles!”