The Fattest Citizens in The Axis of Evil
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Axis of Evil is ranked 265th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Money, Power, Respect!” | |
2. | The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Exporting Evil Since 2002” | |
3. | The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
4. | The Zombie Nukers of Look at me | Corporate Police State | “EVIL” | |
5. | The Corporate Empire of Ku Unget Shing | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Lay off the Genshin Impact or I’m gonna tell uncle Hank” | |
6. | The Empire of Bloody Reich | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Our timber is to die for, literally” | |
7. | The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia | Corporate Police State | “The glorious regime has made us prosperous!” | |
8. | The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb” | |
9. | The Queendom of Astrun | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Do What I Say Or I'll Bite You” | |
10. | The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Let's kill the big bad bunnies” |