by Max Barry

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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in The Axis of Evil

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

As a region, The Axis of Evil is ranked 141st in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State“Guns. Lots of guns.”
2.The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark SystemCompulsory Consumerist State“Money, Power, Respect!”
3.The Zombie Nukers of Look at meCorporate Police State“EVIL”
4.The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil IncarnateCompulsory Consumerist State“Exporting Evil Since 2002”
5.The Glorious Free State of AdamkhaziaCorporate Police State“The glorious regime has made us prosperous!”
6.The Holy Red Empire of ChazcamIron Fist Consumerists“Have an opinion? Don't.”
7.The Corporate Empire of Ku Unget ShingCompulsory Consumerist State“Lay off the Genshin Impact or I’m gonna tell uncle Hank”
8.The Democratic People's Republic of Best KoreaPsychotic Dictatorship“Prosperous and great country”
9.The Empire of Bloody ReichCompulsory Consumerist State“Our timber is to die for, literally”
10.The Nuke Worshippers of AsukafariIron Fist Consumerists“Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb”
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