by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The Allied States

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Allied States is ranked 658th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of CDlandCivil Rights Lovefest“CDland”
2.The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air CommandIron Fist Consumerists“Peace Is Our Profession”
3.The Dark Tournament of KuramaIron Fist Consumerists“Logic is panic's prey.”
4.The Federation of QuingaIron Fist Consumerists“Twirling Toward Freedom”
5.The Rainbow Queendom of QatarinCapitalist Paradise“You Can't Stop Progress”
6.The Commonwealth of NatoqAnarchy“Money makes the world go around.”
7.The People's Republic of PyntoAnarchy“By The People For The People”
8.The Dreamstate of WonderonLeft-Leaning College State“We will survive!”
9.The Alliance of FunguInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Be wise, choose wise.”
10.The Republic of VojerlanianlaCapitalist Paradise“Twirling Toward Freedom”
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