The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Texas
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 2. |  The Concordium of Independent Planets | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom above all” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 4. |  The Sentai Team of PR In Space | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Let's Rocket!” | |
| 5. |  The Natural Order of Itzoma | Moralistic Democracy | “You talkin to the wrong mf'ers if propriety is involved” | |
| 6. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | Left-Leaning College State | “No Prey, No Pay” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStar | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All Hail The Magic Conch” | |
| 8. |  The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field | Father Knows Best State | “Black Gold, Texas Tea” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Guastan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “God is Gua” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Port Aransas | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Always in Season” |
