The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Texas
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 3. |  The Spring Nation of Trecdom2 | Democratic Socialists | “Qapla!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of United Kodiaks | Left-Leaning College State | “Nemo me impune lacessit.” | |
| 5. |  The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins | New York Times Democracy | “I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Texas of Sam Houston | Capitalist Paradise | “The First President of the Republic of Texas” | |
| 7. |  The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck” | |
| 8. |  The Anonymous Peoples of Limnadea | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We thought what we'd do is we'd pretend to be one of...” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Lichian | Left-Leaning College State | “Onward to the new dawn” | |
| 10. |  The Incorporated States of JohnnyTexas | Capitalist Paradise | “For Texas!” |
