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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Teremara

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The United Provinces of Skartok	Corporate Bordello	“Nothing beside remains”
2.	The Federal Republic of Asucki	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Libertaera Bie Vuenaura”
3.	The Principality of Taranima	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Vom îndura”
4.	The Republic of Tirnanor	Anarchy	“Motto...”
5.	The Contracting Company of USG Security Corporation	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Securitas et Pax”
6.	The Emirate of Qasifya	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Leave us alone”
7.	The Republic of Mubata	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Sisi Dumuni Pamoja na Upendo”
8.	The Islamic Republic of South Gragastavia	Corporate Police State	“Patience is the plan for he who has no plan”
9.	The Fiefdom of Castellua	New York Times Democracy	“Mother Moon, bless your children with your grace”
10.	The Colony of New Beaufort	New York Times Democracy	“Deus, Libertas et Ius nostrum”

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