The Nudest in Taijitu
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Guild of Noble Nannies of Dread Nanny Roberts | Anarchy | “Beware of my Au Pairs” | |
| 2. |  The Magnificent People's State of 001AmEricA100 | Left-wing Utopia | “Communism is more than a graph, it's a free market.” | |
| 3. |  The Cup of Tea of Grand Miltonia | Anarchy | “Somebody threw a dead dog after him down the ravine.” | |
| 4. |  The Tomatoship of New Delfos | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “The united tomatomen.” | |
| 5. |  The Divine People's Republic of St Oz | Civil Rights Lovefest | “sequunt ergo sum” | |
| 6. |  The Princessipality of Serahpin | Mother Knows Best State | “Peace through involuntary euthenasia.” | |
| 7. |  The Gypsy Caravan of Fairskies | Left-wing Utopia | “Onward and upward and homeward bound” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Red Zombie Excellence of ChasingLola | Democratic Socialists | “The answer, of course, is 42.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Taijitu Fiji | New York Times Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 10. |  The Sandbox Galaxy of Ruben | Left-Leaning College State | “I play this game to have fun” |
