by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Swaziland

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Swaziland is ranked 2,629th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The District of Wild Blue GriffinAnarchy“The Associates”
2.The State of MswatiAnarchy“State”
3.The State of Said MusaAnarchy“Commonwealth”
4.The Queen's State of SwakopmundiAnarchy“For Nation and Home”
5.The State of NeliseCorporate Bordello“Nevada es casero”
6.The State of Stay-NorthCorporate Bordello“Freedom Always First”
7.The State of Dief-LacCorporate Bordello“done”
8.The Queen's State of BentrophicCorporate Bordello“Tba”
9.The United Kingdom of ROMAN STATE RULEInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Together Forever”