The Highest Drug Use in Soviet Democracy
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Meybia Frie Woryneul | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 2. |  The Realm of Panhist Turkey | Democratic Socialists | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Osbedove | Father Knows Best State | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Korslavia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Independence, Struggle, Socialism” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of A small country | Father Knows Best State | “Small is beautiful” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Peoples Republic of Politiania | Father Knows Best State | “We shall never surrender!” | |
| 7. |  The Queendom of Eizog | Free-Market Paradise | “Things fall apart” | |
| 8. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of The Lightning Rod Federation | Democratic Socialists | “To The Stars, Now And Forever!” | |
| 9. |  The Socialist Utopia of Ex Patrian SSR | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Власть пролетариату!” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of Nikita XV | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |
