The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Sophia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Kingdom of -Mulan- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of 1st Keltan Air Defense Battalion | Authoritarian Democracy | “Subservient to Kelton, Subservient to Christ” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of 4th Keltan Signal Corps | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Subservient to Kelton, Subservient to Christ” | |
| 4. |  The Armed Republic of 51st Keltan Infantry Brigade | Moralistic Democracy | “Subservient to Kelton, Subservient to Christ” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Abo Tarek | New York Times Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Abujami | Anarchy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 7. |  The United States of Afghaniaaaaaa | Democratic Socialists | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 8. |  The People's Republic of Afrita | Democratic Socialists | “You have freedom but not too much we know better” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of AJ Epenesa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Celebrating the National Football League” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of Albanistanio | New York Times Democracy | “Albania now, Albania forever” |
