The Safest in Somewhere Else Entirely
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Somewhere Else Entirely is ranked 29,663rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The NationStates page of Earldom of South Ballygowan | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Si furtum non potes, incende” |
