by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Somewhere

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Somewhere is ranked 3,632nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Fiefdom of XosqernAnarchy“You Stand Where You Sit”
2.The Commonwealth of IntraviaAnarchy“Aslovaniūs cūos Lomit”
3.The Kritarchy of AranaustaCapitalizt“Endure to Achieve”
4.The Colony of One Thing Never ChangesIron Fist Consumerists“The savior of The Tavern!”