The Smartest Citizens in Snazzy
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Snazzy is ranked 348th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Méritocratique Qui Marchande of Gallade | Corporate Bordello | “Décadence à la Renaissance. Renaissance à la Puissance.” | |
| 2. |  The Lamb pate with toast, lamb kebab with satay sauce, stuffed leg of lamb with rosemary and pine nuts, lamb shank hotpot pie with pickled red cabbage, aromatic lamb casserole with prunes, fruity lamb tagine of The BlAAtschApen | Anarchy | “I am wooling to go out on a lamb” | |
| 3. |  The Mischievous Meerkats of Lordieth | New York Times Democracy | “Forever adjusting the scales of balance.” | |
| 4. |  The Vivacious Beauty of Bralia | Democratic Socialists | “Only beautiful people can read this motto.” | |
| 5. |  The Benevolent Dictatorship of Laerod | Corrupt Dictatorship | “People, Party, Protector” | |
| 6. |  The Purr Evil Jolly Bingus Cats of Nanatsu no Tsuki | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Tá ocras orm. Mí-abha, mí-abha!” | |
| 7. |  The Bizarrely Localized Typhoon of The Holy Therns | Father Knows Best State | “How we laugh, and then we are melancholy” | |
| 8. |  The Catocracy of Munchkinstan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Michi, Michi, Michi, Michi, Michi!” | |
| 9. |  The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania | Corrupt Dictatorship | “It is always wabbit season in Ethel Mermania” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Snazzy Blaat | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Listen to our great leader: ▶ 🔘──────── 00:10” |
