The Most Advanced Public Education in Psychotic Dictatorships
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nebulous Populace of Serinupu | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace will only come when power is above all.” | |
| 2. |  The Ecstatic Rush of Clubbing Baby Seals | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Untz Untz Untz” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Pensamiento | Corporate Bordello | “If you're not cheating, you're not trying” | |
| 4. |  The Military Empire of Deltanosia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Each soldier has 2 things a machine gun and a god” | |
| 5. |  The Loving Couple of -4rt F4n | Moralistic Democracy | “Lumity” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of BSN26 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “A lo áspero por las estrellas” | |
| 7. |  The Theocracy of Orobpa | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Remaining and Expanding” | |
| 8. |  The Dictatorship of Card1984 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU” | |
| 9. |  The Tronified Forces of Bedetopian Envoy | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Direct All Telegrams to Bedetopia” |
