by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Pontbridge Islands

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Pontbridge Islands is ranked 217th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Libertarian Paradise of CashdeerAnarchy“Free Markets, Free People”
2.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State“None shall stop our conquest!”
3.The Testament to Laziness of QpqCompulsory Consumerist State“Why spend time on originality?”
4.The Confederacy of LaniansCapitalizt“Privatize everything that moves, and doesn't move.”
5.The Republic of PontbridgeCivil Rights Lovefest“An island in a sea of oppression”
6.The Cloud of TranshumanstanCivil Rights Lovefest“Enhancing our minds and bodies”
7.The Womyn's Paradise of GynostanPsychotic Dictatorship“From each to his ability, each according to her needs!”