by Max Barry

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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Ottawa

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queen's State of Canada FirstNew York Times Democracy“RIP”
2.The District of Elgin MetcalfeCivil Rights Lovefest“Community”
3.The Queen's State of Lady LornaCorporate Bordello“RIP”
4.The Queen's State of Lord BytownAnarchy“Great Northern Hope”
5.The State of Rideau CircleAnarchy“RIP”
6.The State of Stornoway HouseRight-wing Utopia“Always Watching”
7.The State of The Grand ValleyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Home”
8.The State of TupperInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace on Earth”