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The Fattest Citizens in Ocalawaha

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Ocalawaha is ranked 14,925^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Galactically Gay Pirate of Crossbones Sally	Father Knows Best State	“Shalvakh”
2.	The Empire of DragoEgg	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Yep! That's what the E stood for all this time”