by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Nudist Dreamland

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 8,605th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil SharpenersAnarchy“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.The Earthly Walk of The Choir BoyCorporate Police State“Accept me with reverence and fear.”
3.The Matriarchy of Wailing GranniesMother Knows Best State“демократія”
4.The Glories Infinite of Gay ParrotAnarchy“Y a-t-il une vie avant la mort?”
5.The Divine Cabaret of Friends of DorothyCivil Rights Lovefest“Lāche pas la patate !”
6.The Community of Steelfeather Rapture 2Left-Leaning College State“Polite people also deserve civil rights.”
7.The Matriarchy of LechericaCorporate Police State“El blanco es el mejor”
8.The Diplomatic Association of Test IcicleMoralistic Democracy“I'm sure I changed my motto”
9.The Free Land of Machinery of NightLiberal Democratic Socialists“While you are not safe I am not safe.”
10.The Matriarchy of Camp FollowersCivil Rights Lovefest“Come to see us sometime!”
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