The Fattest Citizens in Nudist Dreamland
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 8,605th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
2. | The Earthly Walk of The Choir Boy | Corporate Police State | “Accept me with reverence and fear.” | |
3. | The Matriarchy of Wailing Grannies | Mother Knows Best State | “демократія” | |
4. | The Glories Infinite of Gay Parrot | Anarchy | “Y a-t-il une vie avant la mort?” | |
5. | The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Lāche pas la patate !” | |
6. | The Community of Steelfeather Rapture 2 | Left-Leaning College State | “Polite people also deserve civil rights.” | |
7. | The Matriarchy of Lecherica | Corporate Police State | “El blanco es el mejor” | |
8. | The Diplomatic Association of Test Icicle | Moralistic Democracy | “I'm sure I changed my motto” | |
9. | The Free Land of Machinery of Night | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “While you are not safe I am not safe.” | |
10. | The Matriarchy of Camp Followers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Come to see us sometime!” |