The World World Census
The Highest Crime Rates in the World
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
2. | The Free State of Vosiycrs | Anarchy | “There Can Never Be Enough” | |
3. | The Republic of Laser Guns | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Motto” | |
4. | The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
5. | The Most Christian City of Ordenza | Capitalist Paradise | “Do not despair” | |
6. | The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option | Father Knows Best State | “Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions” | |
7. | The Zombie Free Republic of Brexas3 | Anarchy | “Watch those thieves in government and keep taxes low!” | |
8. | The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality | New York Times Democracy | “#LoveIsLove” | |
9. | The Republic of Bright Stars | Anarchy | “OK” | |
10. | The Republic of Buddhai | Capitalist Paradise | “Motto” |