The Smartest Citizens in New World Union
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Global Hegemony of The Unified American Federation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ad Astra Per Aspera” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Polarixid | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Raise from the ashes, to burn your enemies” | |
| 3. |  The State of Japan of Cradon Accord | Democratic Socialists | “tbd” | |
| 4. |  The Union of the Four Crowns of Unified Empiricus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Sic Dicit Dominus” | |
| 5. |  The Corporate Singularity of Glorious Scythia | Corporate Police State | “Ambition alone is the mark of the living” | |
| 6. |  The Sinners of Hellisbetter | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.” | |
| 7. |  The European Union of Austrovik-Germania | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In varietate concordia | United in Diversity” | |
| 8. |  The Indochina Confederation of The Guru | Moralistic Democracy | “Alone we were strong as one we are stronger.” | |
| 9. |  The Faithful Pilgrims of ThE Equinoxian OrdEr | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Imagine: A cut starfish arm in the Sun! Quite posh!” | |
| 10. |  The Militant Technocracy of Fel Dramalis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Silence After the Storm” |
