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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in NDjamena

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of Attawapiskat	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Under the Table Deal”
2.	The State of Desportes	Moralistic Democracy	“Habile des quebec”
3.	The State of Geneln	Anarchy	“Regretfully”
4.	The Queen's State of Madison Fraud	Mother Knows Best State	“What they don't know”
5.	The State of McCaig	Anarchy	“Region”
6.	The State of Merida Azamal	Anarchy	“Estado Libre y Soberano de Yucatán”
7.	The District of Misty	New York Times Democracy	“State”
8.	The State of Yanky Flats	Civil Rights Lovefest	“RIP”