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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Nashville

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Blaire	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Pride and Industry”
2.	The Queendom of Brookfield	Anarchy	“We Will Endure”
3.	The State of Ellis West	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Peace and Justice”
4.	The State of Fiumer	Anarchy	“You Can't Stop Progress”
5.	The Queen's State of Lake Charles	Corporate Bordello	“Fire Fight”
6.	The District of Lysel	Anarchy	“Community”
7.	The Queen's State of PR Ranch	Corrupt Dictatorship	“State Home and Free”
8.	The Federal Republic of Snoops1	Compulsory Consumerist State	“BACON for all of us or go pound sand!”
9.	The Queendom of Tabbi	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”