The Safest in Mrs Doubtfire
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Mrs Doubtfire is ranked 23,741st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mild Embarrassment of Din Rap | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Hotter than 80 degrees Fahrenheit or your money back!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Hayes-Tilden | Corporate Bordello | “A puppet of Tinhampton: Doing unto others since 2016!” | |
| 3. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Maersk Alabama | Anarchy | “Look here. (Sure) Look here. (Sure) I'm the captain now” |
