The Safest in Mr Rogers Neighbourhood of Socialists
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oil Painted Joy of Saganye | Democratic Socialists | “Ultimately, success comes from being kind to each other” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Vabistan | Left-wing Utopia | “To vab or to not vab. That is the question.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Saillske Saire | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Fnaf at feddies” |
