by Max Barry

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The Most Primitive in Middle Earth

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Middle Earth is ranked 13,812th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Natural Union of FringillidaePsychotic Dictatorship“Caelebs”
2.The Holy Green Kingdom of KiirnodelScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Subtle and Quick to Anger”
3.The Queendom of The GaladhrimDemocratic Socialists“Understanding, making, and healing”
4.The Hungry Hobbit of Pippin TookPsychotic Dictatorship“We've had one yes, but what about second breakfast?”
5.The Sultanate of RalontirPsychotic Dictatorship“Not all who wander are lost”
6.The Holy Empire of ValentharIron Fist Consumerists“Arda Andn”
7.The Kingdom of Thorin OakenshieldCorporate Police State“Far over the Misty Mountains cold”
8.The Kingdom of The Mount GundabadCorporate Police State“Akha gm-ishi ashi gurum”
9.The Borderlands of DaerkDemocratic Socialists“Venture with courage”
10.The Kingdom of EvaelDemocratic Socialists“ualum pcala”
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