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The Fattest Citizens in MHBs New Earth

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, MHBs New Earth is ranked 10,891st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free Liberalerepublik of LimitataAnarchy“Liberty, Property, Economy”
2.The Capitalist Plutocracy of AvaritiarumCompulsory Consumerist State“Money buys happiness!”
3.The Cirussian Republic of Bando-GorraCompulsory Consumerist State“We are totally Prion-Cirus, not a Cartel”
4.The Free Land of Liberatori d ItaliaCapitalizt“Per la Libertà, per l’Italia”
5.The Playground City-State of I just pick the funny optionsFather Knows Best State“Ban schools? Sure, why not!”
6.The Nomadic Peoples of New AvaritiarumAnarchy“Flee the country! Flee and survive!”
7.The Democratic Republic of CherkovijaCorrupt Dictatorship“Our Land, Our History, Our Blood”
8.The Free Land of AnCapiansAnarchy“Strength Through Freedom”
9.The Constitutionnal Republic of TriskeliaCompulsory Consumerist State“Ad Victoriam”
10.The Breakaway State of The Strawvyan CommonsAnarchy“We're tired of Strawvyan Socialism. WE WILL BE FREE!”
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