The Fattest Citizens in MHBs New Earth
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, MHBs New Earth is ranked 10,891st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Liberalerepublik of Limitata | Anarchy | “Liberty, Property, Economy” | |
| 2. |  The Capitalist Plutocracy of Avaritiarum | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Money buys happiness!” | |
| 3. |  The Cirussian Republic of Bando-Gorra | Compulsory Consumerist State | “We are totally Prion-Cirus, not a Cartel” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Liberatori d Italia | Capitalizt | “Per la Libertà, per l’Italia” | |
| 5. |  The Playground City-State of I just pick the funny options | Father Knows Best State | “Ban schools? Sure, why not!” | |
| 6. |  The Nomadic Peoples of New Avaritiarum | Anarchy | “Flee the country! Flee and survive!” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Republic of Cherkovija | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Our Land, Our History, Our Blood” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of AnCapians | Anarchy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The Constitutionnal Republic of Triskelia | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Ad Victoriam” | |
| 10. |  The Breakaway State of The Strawvyan Commons | Anarchy | “We're tired of Strawvyan Socialism. WE WILL BE FREE!” |
