The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Manchester
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Cannigrum | Capitalizt | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 2. |  The State of Doiran | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Terms of Peace” | |
| 3. |  The State of Great Emperor | Right-wing Utopia | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The State of Lau | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 5. |  The State of Mamucium | Anarchy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 6. |  The State of Saint James Knights | Corporate Bordello | “Corazon” | |
| 7. |  The State of Zayine | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 8. |  The State of Zygo | Psychotic Dictatorship | “From Many, One” |
