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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Malawi

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Dreizig	Anarchy	“Dreißig”
2.	The State of Nyasan	Anarchy	“Better or worse”
3.	The State of Chiputneticook	Anarchy	“Grandview”
4.	The Queen's State of Sawmill Creek	Anarchy	“Seeking a Haven”
5.	The District of Bombonera	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Community”
6.	The State of Buryl	New York Times Democracy	“Busy is not good enough”
7.	The State of FeGuise	Corrupt Dictatorship	“We Can Do Without”