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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Johannesburg

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Britling	Civil Rights Lovefest	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
2.	The State of Ganai	Anarchy	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
3.	The State of James Cockburn	Corporate Bordello	“What Doesn't Kill You Mutates and Tries Again”
4.	The State of Maboneng	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Peace”
5.	The State of Macryos Island	Anarchy	“Strength Through Freedom”
6.	The Queendom of Oboe	Moralistic Democracy	“Strength Through Compliance”
7.	The State of QSAL	New York Times Democracy	“You Can't Stop Progress”
8.	The Queendom of Zollvera	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”