by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in International Socialism

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, International Socialism is ranked 20,586th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CIIInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Defender”
2.The Republic of Pioneer Village StationInoffensive Centrist Democracy“TTC Line 1 36/38”
3.The Protectorate of Liliarchy ancillary 86Authoritarian Democracy“We all share our fate”
4.The Radiant Unity of PloqPsychotic Dictatorship“Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.”
5.The Empire of Fidelis 64Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Unstoppable!”
6.The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 102Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Join Lily”
7.The Republic of West100Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“westinor”
8.The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 459Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Join Lily”
9.The Republic of Concrete slab is jesus 44Authoritarian Democracy“Concrete slab is literally jesus”
10.The Republic of Card Farmer Dodo 1Iron Fist Consumerists“Imperial Dodo's Card Farming Puppet”
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