by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Imperial Galactic Empire

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Imperial Galactic Empire is ranked 10,821st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Reducing Alderaan crime to 0 of Grand Moff Wilhuff tarkinInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I FEEL THAT I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN MORE SCREEN TIME!”